Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for June 14, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Not everyone has a price, but most people do.

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    |||  over 7 years ago

    Or, is it “Nothing gets done in America when people sell out.”?

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    More or Less Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You people are entirely clueless.

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    hollisson Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Looks like Pillsbury’s starting bid was way too high. The guy might have settled for only a million.

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    BobA57  over 7 years ago

    I like to think of myself as a mercenary rather than a prostitute.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @ APIKOROS, dang straight, a million is equivalent to $100,000 back in the 60’s.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    Danny Rand he isn’t.

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    shenry3799  over 7 years ago

    he is paying him a billion not a million.

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    robert423elliott  almost 3 years ago

    Reminds me of a joke: A man asked a cute young thing if she would go to bed with him for a million dollars. “SURE” she said. He then asked her if she would do it for ten dollars. She screamed, “Hell no. What do you think I am?” He responded, “We’ve already established that. Right now we’re negotiating price”!

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