Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 18, 2020

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Wheels for the box are cheaper than surgery for your back.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    She needs a skeleton with crossed pistols and an eyepatch to guard that jewel box.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  over 4 years ago

    It looks like she should have a household walk in vault.

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    jvn  over 4 years ago

    You’re only human, after all.

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    c001  over 4 years ago

    Stupid me. I thought of a little wooden box the size of an A4 sheet.

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    That’s not a jewel box, that’s a treasure chest. They should bury it on an island with an X over it. Arrgh!

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    Michael G.  over 4 years ago

    So much for her “social register” origins, eh?

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    sobrown51  over 4 years ago

    They don’t even bother to put them in a safe. That’s rich!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    If she were perfect, she either wouldn’t have married Barney or would have made him a much better man by now.

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    Andrew Sleeth  over 4 years ago

    “Ten to one, she wants something.”

    How do you know she wasn’t a he?

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