Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 29, 2021

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    Randy B Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Good, the automatic response function still works.

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    dwane.scoty1  over 3 years ago

    Even unconscious, Duane lives up to his surname!

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    well-i-never  over 3 years ago

    The words ,“most valued” are a signal that a huge bonus and raise are coming. Ask me how I know.

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    jjbarefoot  over 3 years ago

    He even brought flowers! Seems out of character.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    From each, according to ability. :-)

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    Is this like the MASH episode where a British captain berated his troops for lollygagging in hospital beds because it set the mood that everything was OK?

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    ZBicyclist Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Sometimes you just need a good kick in the Buttkiss.

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    ninecat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I think Barney is actually showing a little human feeling – notice his smile when Duane responds.

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    Jaymi Cee Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m rooting for Cynthia to grow up and stick him in a rest home.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 3 years ago

    Bosses would work you to death and expect you to like it with no raises or help.

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