I’m no law-expert, but Google Earth called, they want their logo back. I like his shirt too, it has a certain omnipresent quality about it. May become so popular they will be everywhere.
I read before that his omnipresence makes exceptions for the paths of cars and whatnot. Does that mean he’s effectively invincible? Never catching or spreading diseases? Never getting hit by bullets even meant for him? At the very least, he should be good for apprehending non-superpowered crooks.
rayannina over 13 years ago
The debut of OMNIPRESENT MAN, world’s LEAST USEFUL SUPERHERO!
baileydean over 13 years ago
… who’s always there, whether you need him — or a pizza — or not! Pizza sounds good.
lou_lou over 13 years ago
I like his shirt.
Jeff0811 over 13 years ago
I’m no law-expert, but Google Earth called, they want their logo back. I like his shirt too, it has a certain omnipresent quality about it. May become so popular they will be everywhere.
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
I read before that his omnipresence makes exceptions for the paths of cars and whatnot. Does that mean he’s effectively invincible? Never catching or spreading diseases? Never getting hit by bullets even meant for him? At the very least, he should be good for apprehending non-superpowered crooks.
MichiganMitten over 1 year ago
When was the last time a criminal wore a fez?