Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for August 29, 2014

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    jmcx4  about 10 years ago

    I’ll be the new guy, wearing the red shirt. Hey, Captain, there’s something over heeeEEEEEAAAAAUUGGHGH!!!

    #Star Trek

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    uffdaphil  about 10 years ago

    The Army can give you acting rank. So you temporarily give orders to your pals and after making a bunch of enemies, get to move back in with them as an equal. The term for what ensues is “blanket party.” Trust me, you do not want to be the guest of honor.

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