Omnipresent Man is always not just seeing but touching everybody’s private parts. He gets away with it because you can’t send him to jail; he’s already there. You can’t even shoot him, because he’s “everywhere else.” At least, I assume that his explanation of why he doesn’t get hit by cars also applies to shooting.
Ratbrat over 5 years ago
The mental image is enough to cause upchuckage.
ChessPirate over 5 years ago
I’ll bet they’re going to Bangkok…
anomaly over 5 years ago
Is he going to Thailand? I thought he was already there.
Stephen Gilberg over 5 years ago
Omnipresent Man is always not just seeing but touching everybody’s private parts. He gets away with it because you can’t send him to jail; he’s already there. You can’t even shoot him, because he’s “everywhere else.” At least, I assume that his explanation of why he doesn’t get hit by cars also applies to shooting.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 5 years ago
Wrong in so many ways.