Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 26, 2019

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    Malcolm Hall  over 5 years ago

    I stopped having these arguments when I was 13.

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    jski14  over 5 years ago

    Sixteen “Batmen” just got arrested for smuggling drugs and humans.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    Better a friggin’ Batman than a goddamn Batman.

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    anomaly  over 5 years ago

    The men in the submarine force are already sub-mariners.

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    Nick Danger  over 5 years ago

    Aquaman doesn’t have a cool battle cry like “Imperius Rex!” (Sadly, that phrase is garbage pseudo-Latin and does not actually have a meaning – the closest is “King and Emperor” or “Mighty King”, but Imperius is not actually a valid word. I leave the question of why Namor would have a Latin war-cry as an exercise for the student.). But, it’s not Aquaman’s fault that some cartoon writer thought he needed giant seahorses or dolphin skis to get around in the ocean, reducing him to the worst Halloween superhero costume ever.

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    MITZI  over 5 years ago

    Scott Meyer: You have never written a mediocre cartoon . . . they’re all terrific!!

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