B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 10, 2011

Really! Well let me know how that turns out, okay.

Ha……….Ha………..is to laugh!

If you intend to diet you need to know what colour it is now.

Right, the ends justify the means!

I cut down on the beer a few months ago, & now my pants are saggin’ & baggin’ like a punk.

Good Morning Lonewolf, Gweedo, Montana Lady and All!

I’ve been watching my weight. It keeps going up. I need a exercise partner.

Come work for us. Bar, restaurant & marina. I did weigh 170, now I’m down to 135. Not complaining, but when you work so hard you don’t have time to eat, well………..

And there’ll be no end to that diet.

Good Morning, Fellow Cave Dwellers.

Start now. Don’t waist another minute!

Battle of the Multiple Bulges! Cut the supply line and you have a chance!

I do believe you are a hopeless case, Bertha! lol

(Good Morning, Pamlicorat, Grog, Gweedo & all BCers!)

The two best takes on dieting are, of course, from Garfield:

“I am in shape! ‘Round’ is a shape.”

“I gain and lose the same two pounds every week.”

If the Fat Broad loses weight, what would the men call her? “The Broad?” (If she loses enough weight, would she be “the Narrow?”)

We had a preacher who once said that a new years resolution, should like misbehaving kids, be carried out.

Slim Pickens for a name here, Fritz.

The end? AS in A S S ?

remember diet once meant just whatever you ate diet of worms or diet of bacon

Hey, leave that alone. It’s nice.