B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 05, 2011

So, B.C.’s a criminal now. Wonderful!

Yeah, times are tough I guess.

If scorpions are outlawed, only outlaws will have scorpions.

sorry, no money here… just these clams

I’ve been stung by a few of them—-here’s my money! BC had to turn criminal when his President withheld his SS check.

Hmmmm… I think I have only seen one scorpion ever in my whole life – in a zoo / museum. But I thought scorpion stings with its tail right? Pardon me for my ignorance, why are the scorpion claws look like lobsters’?

Wrong type of scorpion. :-) But I suppose that so long as the person you’re trying to rob doesn’t know about scorpions, you’re in the clear.

Most scorpion stings are like a bee sting or less, except to people who happen to be allergic. It’s a rare scorpion that does worse – although that DOES seem to be a pretty big one!

A scorpion sting cannot be compared to a bee sting. I’ve been stung by countless bees and red wasps and about three scorpions. The scorpion hurts at least twice as bad as a wasp and hurts a lot longer. Where I live we have to check our beds at night and our boots in the morning. Scorpions glow in a black light and I keep one handy.

Quick, draw poker.

i had a bar and most of the guys where told , my sign is STOP.

This must be the original STING OPERATION.

Hey! Now he can finally afford to pay Paul!;-)