B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 05, 2012

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat today….Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit and drink beer the rest of the day!

Guess he doesn’t want to fish for a sturgeon! LOL. SOMEBODY STOP ME!

Cod it out, I’m falling for this hook, line and sinker.

If you want some fish word play, check this out…http://www.songlyrics.com/kip-addotta/wet-dream-lyrics/

Maybe it’s more interesting than watching the grass grow.

I could watch it for hours…

And then there was the fish quartet: First Tuna; Second Tuna; Barracuda; and Bass. They weren’t professional though. They just sang for the halibut.

boring sports shows selections: golf, tennis, fishing, nascar, basketball, hunting/(not) finding bigfoot. even more boring? listening to the clueless statistic-monkeys that drool at the mouth while watching them.

oh yeah, and the big dull-me-to-death: Olympics. who’s gonna watch syncronised swimming at 3 a.m.? or some crackhead starting an avalanche with a piece of 1X12? and since when did shooting a gun, jacking with Jaws, and pointless running get a following?

i’m in the mood for Troll…..

in the bathtub were i live, i tried fishing, but i can’t seem to catch those fish at the bottom of the bathtub,,they seem to be stuck on there or something…..

I’ve got friends who’ve told me for forty years they’d give anything to be able to play an instrument…

what the hell is gonna catch 6 inches off the bank?

Its all pun and games until someone loses a walleye