The late bird most certainly does not get the earlybird specials. He is indicted for embezzlement of retirement community funds and impeached from his office as president. Ask Morty Seinfeld.
Have you noticed since Johnny Hart passed away and his grandson started drawing the comics, the characters have gone from being left handed to right handed??
bluskies almost 12 years ago
…And the worm catches the garbage barge. The circle of life.
rshive almost 12 years ago
The quality of your choices goes down when you’re the late bird.
M_Farris almost 12 years ago
Second mouse gets the cheese…
GoodQuestion Premium Member almost 12 years ago
Is this Non Sequitur?!? . . ☻
jtviper7 almost 12 years ago
Give em the bird when it goes after your worm…
Auntie Socialist almost 12 years ago
The late bird most certainly does not get the earlybird specials. He is indicted for embezzlement of retirement community funds and impeached from his office as president. Ask Morty Seinfeld.
Rickapolis almost 12 years ago
Okay, I missed it completely.
tuslog64 almost 12 years ago
The early bird gets the wormThe second mouse gets the cheese!
tuslog64 almost 12 years ago
The early bird gets the worm.But, wasn’t it the early worm that got caught?
jppjr almost 12 years ago
Have you noticed since Johnny Hart passed away and his grandson started drawing the comics, the characters have gone from being left handed to right handed??
wanderleg almost 12 years ago
This Wylie stuff is lousy!
Tsali-Queyi almost 12 years ago
The early bird pays for the late bird’s welfare check.