Never heard of a 300 yard Par 5. Though I guess if you drive with a 7 iron, it balances out.
Reminds of the old joke about Jesus playing golf. J. C. is on the tee and is using a 9 iron to hit over a big lake to try and reach the green. He keeps coming up short and goes out and walks on the water to retrieve the poorly hit shot. The group behind him become a bit angry at the delay as Jesus keeps taking the same shot over again.
Finally one of them says, hey who does this guy think he is, Jesus Christ. One of those playing with Jesus replies,oh no, he is Jesus Christ, the problem is he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.
edclectic over 11 years ago
Jack Daniels keepin’ score.
KenTheCoffinDweller over 11 years ago
It is #7 that is the Jack Daniels number, Correct? No. 9 was a train engine, or Do I have thing swapped?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 11 years ago
Good Lord, some people can’t wait for Saturday night.
J Short over 11 years ago
300 yard par 5; I want to play this course. I’ll feel like Bubba Watson for the day.
rugeirn over 11 years ago
To look at the bottle, it appears to be good old number 30.
w2lj over 11 years ago
Good ol’ #7.
rnmontgomery over 11 years ago
only 300 yds, that’d be a par four at most
brklnbern over 11 years ago
Never heard of a 300 yard Par 5. Though I guess if you drive with a 7 iron, it balances out.
Reminds of the old joke about Jesus playing golf. J. C. is on the tee and is using a 9 iron to hit over a big lake to try and reach the green. He keeps coming up short and goes out and walks on the water to retrieve the poorly hit shot. The group behind him become a bit angry at the delay as Jesus keeps taking the same shot over again.
Finally one of them says, hey who does this guy think he is, Jesus Christ. One of those playing with Jesus replies,oh no, he is Jesus Christ, the problem is he thinks he’s Arnold Palmer.
donztmm over 11 years ago
B.C. had become much better than this drivel over the years…leave the debauched comics to Stephan Pastis.