Exactly why I’m going out this morning for a good long bike ride (just snagging a quick breakfast while I read the comics first). I figure all the drunks and everyone who stayed up late last night will be sleeping for a good while this morning, and Sunday mornings are usually when I take my big bike rides because there’s less people on the roads anyway. It should be totally dead this morning and I can safely enjoy the roads for once!
i am waiting for some congressperson to decide that the 4th should be moved to monday. all our honored presidents and civil rights leaders were born on monday…
This reminds me of a joke I heard once, a pastor got up early on Sunday to finish preparing for his sermon. When he looked out the window of his study he saw what a beautiful day it was and he saw the rising sun reflected off the perfect grass on the golf course next door and decided, “no one will know if I use an old sermon, it’s too nice a day to miss a round of golf.”As the pastor was preparing to tee off his guardian angel was talking to God in heaven. “We can’t let him get away with this, I’ll go down and give him the worst game of golf he’s ever had.”“No, I’ll take care of this,” God said. Back on the golf course the pastor tees off and gets a hole in one, he then goes on to have the best round of golf in his life.In heaven the pastor’s guardian angel turns to God and says, “I thought you were going to punish him for playng golf on Sunday instead of preparing his sermon.”“I did punish him,” God said. “Who’s he going to tell about his great game?”
pearlsbs over 9 years ago
BC Christian ants?
They’re certainly ahead of their time.
phylum over 9 years ago
they must be Catholics…I know I have been there…
Miba over 9 years ago
Exactly why I’m going out this morning for a good long bike ride (just snagging a quick breakfast while I read the comics first). I figure all the drunks and everyone who stayed up late last night will be sleeping for a good while this morning, and Sunday mornings are usually when I take my big bike rides because there’s less people on the roads anyway. It should be totally dead this morning and I can safely enjoy the roads for once!
Kip W over 9 years ago
Do they believe in an anty Christ?
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
Clams got religion!
louieglutz over 9 years ago
i am waiting for some congressperson to decide that the 4th should be moved to monday. all our honored presidents and civil rights leaders were born on monday…
patlaborvi over 9 years ago
This reminds me of a joke I heard once, a pastor got up early on Sunday to finish preparing for his sermon. When he looked out the window of his study he saw what a beautiful day it was and he saw the rising sun reflected off the perfect grass on the golf course next door and decided, “no one will know if I use an old sermon, it’s too nice a day to miss a round of golf.”As the pastor was preparing to tee off his guardian angel was talking to God in heaven. “We can’t let him get away with this, I’ll go down and give him the worst game of golf he’s ever had.”“No, I’ll take care of this,” God said. Back on the golf course the pastor tees off and gets a hole in one, he then goes on to have the best round of golf in his life.In heaven the pastor’s guardian angel turns to God and says, “I thought you were going to punish him for playng golf on Sunday instead of preparing his sermon.”“I did punish him,” God said. “Who’s he going to tell about his great game?”