B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 25, 2019

No Sir!

YOU, have invented the Siren!

“Now I need to invent the peg-leg-o!”

So it’s his ‘sole’ responsibility?

What am I missing, when I don’t get the point?

Someone needs to invent shoes.

Any parent knows if there is only one in the entire house, you will find it the same way Wiley did.

Still, doesn’t beat stepping on jacks…..

Maybe I’m still not totally awake, but expected to see you a crab attached to his big toe (“LET GO!”)

He sure has powerful luuuuuuungs…..

Electricity invention right around the corner.

Yup. Those little house hold booby traps are a menace. Though, I seem to remember Jacks being my nemesis. At least there is a fair chance to see a Lego on the carpet. Jacks are just about invisible.

Leggo of my eggo ;)

Barbie shoes were almost as bad.

When did they invent a book?

Has anyone here not stepped on a lego!

And now we know how he lost his other leg.

Is that my arm?

It doesn’t feel like an arm.

Then maybe you should lego.

Naturally he steps on it with his good foot.

It’s not leg go for leg it’s Danish for play. But I’m not sure if my Legends calf sleeves are legends or leg ends.

Progress!!!!

I’ve never understood this: people should not walk barefoot and kids should clear the Lego when they are finished. I’ve never “put my foot on one”. :-)

They are a great theft deterrent. It’s almost impossible to sneak around in a room with Lego on the floor.

Lacerated my foot with a fossilized Cheerios..

Reinvented the Lego as per the education devices and several were synthesized for you.

Ever had a kid who left a toy around?

Then you never stepped on one of your children’s “Legos”.