B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for June 08, 2021

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Wondering where he keeps his money…those things aren’t free, you know!

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Lottery ticket?

    Bah!

    You’d be better off throwing your clams in the ocean.

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    Willi Nilli  over 3 years ago

    My daughter has won Fantasy Five twice. The second time was two weeks before her wedding. Enough to cover all the wedding costs, the very expensive reception, and a longer honeymoon. Also put a chunk in savings. Nice way to start out a marriage. Yes, they are still married, twenty years now.

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    littlejohn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So you think that you saw your lucky star?

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    Skeptical Meg  over 3 years ago

    I think he’s just used a lifetime of good luck.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    There’s a flip side. One of my favorite stories is about a guy (from Australia I think) who twice narrowly missed getting hit by meteorites. As he explained, “It’s getting difficult to find people who want to golf with me.”

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    MickMaus  over 3 years ago

    I always believed that after getting out of catastrophic situations by luck is the last time you want to play lotto; you’ve used up all of your luck. ;-)

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    assrdood  over 3 years ago

    Biggest lotto problem is….it’s always won by someone else.

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Not likely it’ll win, but if it does, spend it fast. There’s another one on the way.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Too late. You just used up all of your luck. Should have bought one before. (Of course, in order to be able to win the lottery, the comets would have hit, and you still wouldn’t have won. It’s a vicious cycle.)

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    conradcool  over 3 years ago

    All I could think about was what Israel has to go through living next to Hamas.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Do ya feel lucky, punk?

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Could be a good sign. Definitely worth spending a dollar…..

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    flagmichael  over 3 years ago

    I’m a terrible fuddy duddy and a data driven guy. I once decided I would break down and buy a lottery ticket – what the hey, I say. Waiting behind one person at the counter, I saw a discarded lottery ticket on the counter. I picked it up and read through the odds on the back. Short form: the one dollar ticket was worth about 50 cents on average if I figured I had any chance of winning the jackpot, or 25 cents if I was being realistic. No lottery ticket for me.

    When Arizona opened their first lottery my wife bought five tickets for the $3 million jackpot. I gave her a hard time – $5 was a lot of money to us back then – but she said I wouldn’t give her a hard time if she won the jackpot. I replied, “Yes, I would… for buying four losing lottery tickets.”

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Lotteries are a government tax on the innumerate and the gullible.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    No such luck on the next asteroid.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    Well, it’s a sign if I ever saw one. No, pal, it’s dinosaur poop.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Better yet- open up a new line of credit.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’ll post this on a cartoon where there are lots of viewers (By the way: what is the most read cartoon on GoComics?) anyone else noticing the new message that is popping up if you try to post more than 2 comments per minute? Never seen that before! Maybe it is because of what is happening at places like Big Nate?

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    DavidDeGomez  over 3 years ago

    Played the lottery regularly for 20 years? What does that add up to?

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    WaywardWind  over 3 years ago

    <<< Enough to cover all the wedding costs, the very expensive reception, and a longer honeymoon. >>>Heck…that’s nuthin’. I won enough one time to take my wife out to dinner. ONCE!

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    Ukko wilko  over 3 years ago

    I figure all the good luck was used up.

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    montylc2001  over 3 years ago

    I won the pick six lotto once. But just 5 out of 6 numbers, got about 1200 out of it. Picked up my lotto winnings at the lotto office, went to leave, put the car in reverse and BAM the transmission went out. Cost of repair: $1200.

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    wolfboy oz boy  over 3 years ago

    what a lucky day

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    Jim Kerner  over 3 years ago

    Smart move.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    In WWII a wise drill sergeant told his recruits that they only have a given number of chances in the field, and after they’re used up to lie low if possible.

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    JenSolo02  over 3 years ago

    Reagan’s “Star Wars” missile defense system?

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    Frankie5466  over 3 years ago

    I quit playing the lottery since I’ve decided I pretty much have terrible luck. I was in the habit of playing the powerball, for close to a year straight, I always played the same numbers. Once tho after paying at the gas station i said to the cashier “darn I forgot i was gonna get a powerball ticket!” She said “do you want 1? It’ll just take a second.” “Nah” I replied, “i should quit wasting money on those!” Next draw they drew my numbers. I missed out on over 300 million (before taxes ofc) and I’ve never played again!

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