B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 21, 2022

Not everyone is capable of owning a pet,

and not all pets are capable of being owned.

This leads to all those people who raise iguanas. (I’m looking at you Jason Foxx.

Wait until your “pet” decides to make a sudden stop!

Pet owners may need to go through some rigorous “training” before they prove themselves worthy of being a pet owner.

I always thought those things were a lot slower.

Critter got the leashing he got the lashing

“Um………….. Heel?”

I do not want to clean up after that pet when you got to take it out on a p**p walk.

(Apparently “P**P” is a banned word. So I hope “they” don’t get too P**PED banning most of the dictionary.)

You´ve hear of land yachting, this is land lizarding.

I feel the need the need for speed?

Ooo, he’s gonna be saur…

(¬_¬)

Reminds me of my first “girlfriend”.

That’s what’s funny about the strip. In reality, it would just EAT him.

Just passing through….very quickly I may add….see ya…

I’ve got a reptile by the tail, it’s plain to see

I won’t be much when you get through with me

Well, I’m losing weight and turnin’ mighty pale

Looks like I’ve got a reptile by the tail

Well, I thought the day I met you, you were meek as a lamb

Just the kind to fit my dreams and plans

Now, the pace we’re livin’ takes the wind from my sails

And it looks like I’ve got a reptile by the tail

I’ve got a reptile by the tail, it’s plain to see

I won’t be much when you get through with me

Well, I’m losing weight and turnin’ mighty pale

Looks like I’ve got a reptile by the tail

Well, every night you drag me where the bright lights are found

There ain’t no way to slow you down

I’m as ’bout as helpless as a leaf in a gale

And it looks like I’ve got a reptile by the tail

I’ve got a reptile by the tail, it’s plain to see

I won’t be much when you get through with me

Well, I’m losing weight and turnin’ mighty pale

Looks like I’ve got a reptile by the tail

With thanks to Harlan Howard & Buck Owens

In their universe, where man and dinosaur coexist, perhaps eventually the dinosaur can be domesticated. But judging by this strip, that’s going to take a while.

This reminds me of Fred Flintstone and Dino!

And the buckaroo wins the rodeo.

Sign up for dino obedience classes. Good luck with that.

I think it’s the dinosaur with the new pet….

Is he a Dinosaur Rustler?

Dino didn’t really want to go… he got roped into it.

A new sport: Dino-skiing.

The dinosaur has got the zoomies!