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We should do away with contractions. Their shouldnât be words like, shouldnât, wouldnât, youâre, theyâre, arenât and so on. We should instead use, you are, they are, are not, should not and would not, and so forth. We should also limit new words that make no sense, or destroy the definition of a word. One that comes to mind, in the last 50 years, is the word gay. When my father was a boy, gay meant happy, care free. Now, you know what they want it to mean. We also should try to vilify words, like master bedroom, mother, woman, and more.
Given how frequently this occurs in the comics, one might conclude that comic strip characters, rather than âhearingâ the dialogue, are actually just reading each otherâs speech balloons, and therefore see the misspellings.
Wait until they know of the silent letters in English⊠The word âQueueâ is just letter Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line ;) or Debt â whatâs that âBâ doing there?
oldthang about 15 hours ago
Donât that just burn ya up!
Ahuehuete about 15 hours ago
Who knew that aliens text?
blunebottle about 14 hours ago
Your not the only ones.
(*intentional)
Imagine about 14 hours ago
Hopefully everyone learned their lessonâŠ
electricshadow Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Iâve been called a Grammar N___ a few times, but this is on a different level.
breathfreshair Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Ha. Take that Grammar Police.
The Reader Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Back in days of yoreâŠ
Zykoic about 12 hours ago
Pop up are killing the fun. I may boycot.
Doug K about 12 hours ago
Are they (now) able to see what each other are saying?
âYourâ and âYouâreâ sound the same.
gammaguy about 12 hours ago
He did not see that coming.
BigDaveGlass about 12 hours ago
Clumsy Carbon?
Mediatech about 10 hours ago
As long as yore sure about it.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 10 hours ago
The Count wonder if he wants to use the bathroom, too, like the one in Garfield
LONNYMARQUEZ about 10 hours ago
Iâm with the space dude on that one
dbrucepm about 9 hours ago
Theyâre, their, there. no need to get nasty
Mugens Premium Member about 9 hours ago
A lot of commentors on GoGomics should heed this strip since there are quite a few who love to play grammar police.
dflak about 8 hours ago
There, theyâre, their.
dflak about 8 hours ago
There is no brawl so violent as a bunch of editors arguing over a comma.
matzam Premium Member about 8 hours ago
princess bride
Windfall35 about 7 hours ago
As in "Whereâs your head?â
sandpiper about 7 hours ago
It was me. Now I am it.
elbow macaroni about 7 hours ago
Itâs not about comprehension, or what is heard. Itâs about spelling.
rockyridge1977 about 7 hours ago
Spoke way too soon!!!!
bobtoledo Premium Member about 6 hours ago
Thatâs American English for youâŠ
mindjob about 6 hours ago
Beats getting an anal probe
Wizard of Ahz-no relation about 5 hours ago
there are three ways to wright their/theyâre/there but if you were writing out the sentence which would you choose?
DJohnny about 5 hours ago
The Men in Black zapper came in my mind⊠:/
johnaapc about 5 hours ago
Yes, incomprehensible, One hears words, not see them.
serial232 about 5 hours ago
We should do away with contractions. Their shouldnât be words like, shouldnât, wouldnât, youâre, theyâre, arenât and so on. We should instead use, you are, they are, are not, should not and would not, and so forth. We should also limit new words that make no sense, or destroy the definition of a word. One that comes to mind, in the last 50 years, is the word gay. When my father was a boy, gay meant happy, care free. Now, you know what they want it to mean. We also should try to vilify words, like master bedroom, mother, woman, and more.
franish2bzn about 4 hours ago
âMother Englishâ by Bill Bryson.
wildlandwaters about 4 hours ago
so⊠you were saying??
DKHenderson about 4 hours ago
Given how frequently this occurs in the comics, one might conclude that comic strip characters, rather than âhearingâ the dialogue, are actually just reading each otherâs speech balloons, and therefore see the misspellings.
zeexenon about 3 hours ago
âStill confused how to add that apostrophe in my spoken speech.
will.pittenger1 about 3 hours ago
In speech, you canât tell the difference between âyourâ and âyouâreâ.
oakie9531 about 2 hours ago
then donât even get started on our politics
lawguy05 about 2 hours ago
An act of war!
sobrown51 about 2 hours ago
Are they trying to say the English language is alien to them?
Smeagol about 2 hours ago
Wait until they know of the silent letters in English⊠The word âQueueâ is just letter Q with a bunch of silent letters waiting in line ;) or Debt â whatâs that âBâ doing there?