Ben by Daniel Shelton for May 04, 2021

Oh, no. Mail keeps coming after someone is long gone . . .

I get ads for cremation now.

AARP started sending me invitations when I was 45. So incensed that I have yet to join. I decline luncheon invitations from the hearing aid companies, also.

Sartreism is a weak form of comedy.

Guess again, Pop-pop! :-p

I’ve lived in this house since 1986 and I still get mail addressed to people I don’t know.

Since most things are now done on the internet, I only pick up my mail once a week. Even then I throw out 95% as junk.

Sure, Occupant.

ha ha… I love this.

Dear Mr. Crankshift,

Have you given any thought to the problem of your “final expenses”?

Getting the mail is just one of my “jobs” since I retired.