Guy: I swear to God if you don’t answer my goddamn…
God: I beg your pardon but what did you…
Guy: I said I swear to God to rebaptize myself in the blood of Jesus if you answer my prayer.
God: Fair enough my son.
To the Affordable Care Act: make sure you have enough server capacity before opening enrollment.
To NY State: make sure you have enough server capacity before expanding unemployment coverage.
To God: make sure you have enough server capacity before starting 2020.
press 1 if you’re begging for money. press 2 if you’re pleading for a cure for illness. press 3 if…
Goat about 4 years ago
Guy: I swear to God if you don’t answer my goddamn…
God: I beg your pardon but what did you…
Guy: I said I swear to God to rebaptize myself in the blood of Jesus if you answer my prayer.
God: Fair enough my son.
P51Strega about 4 years ago
To the Affordable Care Act: make sure you have enough server capacity before opening enrollment.
To NY State: make sure you have enough server capacity before expanding unemployment coverage.
To God: make sure you have enough server capacity before starting 2020.
gopher gofer about 4 years ago
press 1 if you’re begging for money. press 2 if you’re pleading for a cure for illness. press 3 if…