Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for February 19, 2016

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    Rauderi  almost 9 years ago

    “Does this glass make me look fat?”“No, but that number on the scale does.”

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    She’ll be disappointed when she discovers that it doesn’t work any “better” than the old one. If you don’t like the answer, don’t ask the question.

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