From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: Wake Up And Smell The Coffee, Part 2
I get a call from one of our customers. It should be noted that our area has recently suffered some bad flash flooding.
Caller: “So… I spilled coffee over my dashboard.”
Me: “Okay.”
Caller: “And I didn’t have anything to wipe it with, so I turned to where I knew a store would be, but the road was flooded. I pushed through, but the water was pretty deep. But I made it! But now my engine won’t start.”
Me: “Well, it sounds like you floo—”
Caller: “Do you think the coffee damaged my car?”
I Left Your Coffees But I Brought My Sass
I am bringing out dessert for a table of customers that have been rude and disrespectful all evening. I am at the end of my tether with them.
Customer: “Uh, excuse me. Forgetting something, are we? We ordered some coffees with our dessert.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I just left them in the kitchen along with my extra arms.”
They wisely didn’t push me on that matter or complain!
I thought I remembered that they both used to be waitresses, back about 25 years ago when I first started reading this. Does anyone else remember that? Maybe I’m confusing it with another strip?
C 12 months ago
Really brought out her personality
Yakety Sax 12 months ago
From NOT ALWAYS RIGHT: Wake Up And Smell The Coffee, Part 2
I get a call from one of our customers. It should be noted that our area has recently suffered some bad flash flooding.
Caller: “So… I spilled coffee over my dashboard.”
Me: “Okay.”
Caller: “And I didn’t have anything to wipe it with, so I turned to where I knew a store would be, but the road was flooded. I pushed through, but the water was pretty deep. But I made it! But now my engine won’t start.”
Me: “Well, it sounds like you floo—”
Caller: “Do you think the coffee damaged my car?”
I Left Your Coffees But I Brought My SassI am bringing out dessert for a table of customers that have been rude and disrespectful all evening. I am at the end of my tether with them.
Customer: “Uh, excuse me. Forgetting something, are we? We ordered some coffees with our dessert.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. I just left them in the kitchen along with my extra arms.”
They wisely didn’t push me on that matter or complain!
Ubintold 12 months ago
She’s not great at DIY, is she?
uhohlol 12 months ago
I miss the tiny house guy from work. Betty needs new friends.
Mountain Meg 12 months ago
She also has memories of two cent tips.
ValancyCarmody Premium Member 12 months ago
I thought I remembered that they both used to be waitresses, back about 25 years ago when I first started reading this. Does anyone else remember that? Maybe I’m confusing it with another strip?
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 12 months ago
She wouldn’t last in the service industry very long these days