Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 13, 1993

Transcript:

Biff: Hello again, friends! This is Biff Biffwell reporting! Chip: And I'm Chip Chipson! Welcome to the PS 38 student awards night pre-game show! Biff: Yes, we're going to predict the winners of tonight's awards, such as the math prize, the science medal... Chip: Actually, Biff, let's skip those awards! Frankly, nobody cares! Biff: You're right, Chipster! Let's get right to the evenings premier award! Chip: It's the golden brush award for outstanding achievement in art! The winner of the golden brush award must have awe-inspiring art talent, in the tradition of Van Gogh, Rembrandt, and Rusty Sienna! The winner of the award should also be a true renaissance man, an artist with a unique creative vision! Biff: Well, enough small talk! Any predictions, Chip? Chip: Absolutely, Biff! The winner of the 1993 Golden Brush Award will be... Mr. Rosa: Juan Quinones! Nate: What? Francis: I thought you said you were a lock.