Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for September 05, 1996
September 04, 1996
September 06, 1996
Transcript:
Nate: I can't believe Mrs. Godfrey is pregnant! The thought of another Godfrey in the world is too scary to contemplate! Teddy: Well, contemplate THIS...She's going to have her baby during the school year! That means she'll be going on MATERNITY LEAVE! Nate, Mrs. Godfrey will be out of your life for at least THREE MONTHS!
hologram165 about 8 years ago
Nate really turned around there…
SAVAGE KID almost 7 years ago
Teddy’s a real peacemaker!
Screaming_goat almost 6 years ago
When I was in 7th grade we had this English teacher that no one liked and she got pregnant during the school year and had to go on maternity leave. Her minimum leave, however, would end with just over a week and a half of school left in the year. Now most teacher’s would go ahead and just continue their leave into summer vacation, but not this one. She came back to that one and a half weeks left and made us write 3 essays. Everyone was so annoyed.
minecraftchamp33 about 4 years ago
What a change of mood!
Arcery about 4 years ago
No Nate
ᏕᕱuᏒԾภ Ϯ♅ꂅ ภꂅ꒝ᏒԾოᕱภ꒝ꂅᏒ✔️ over 3 years ago
Est-ce l’amour?
monke26 almost 3 years ago
in canada the maternity leave is a year
♞нυитєявσу_z♘ over 2 years ago
And now it’s time for another episode of…
IF THIS STRIP CONTINUED (IN THE MOST REALISTIC WAY POSSIBLE :D):
Nate: Here you go, oh Mrs. Godfrey! A bouquet of flowers from the black market!
Mrs. Godfrey: Oh, thank you, Nate. I always had a burning hatred of you, but flowers?! Gee, Nate, now I’m starting to reconsider my position on yo-
Mrs. Godfrey sniffs a suspicious scent. It seems to be coming from the flowers.
Mrs. Godfrey: Nate…
Nate: Why yes, my dear Mrs. Godfrey, soon-to-be Mother Godfrey?
Mrs. Godfrey: Are these… roses?
Nate: Yes…
Mrs. Godfrey: I’M ALLERGIC TO ROSES! AH… AH… CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mrs. Godfrey sneezes a very big sneeze. In fact, so big of a sneeze her body hurls, breaking through multiple walls before breaking out of the building, falling towards the ground.
Mrs. Godfrey: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
She lands in a pool of water. She is saved!
But cut to a scene of an ambulance where Mrs. Godfrey is taken in, where Nate watches from a distance.
Nate: Oh no… I’m so going to get detention for this…
don’t worry the baby lives :D
don’t call me weird though :(
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
And now he’s nice to her.