Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 26, 1997

I only got my skull cracked open by a tree branch. Man, I lead a safe, boring life

46ft of snow?

Wow. Just. Wow.

I’ve never had stitches, been in a car accident, broken anything, sprained anything, or been knocked unconscious. I did once fall down concrete steps when I was four. I still have the scar. Oh, and I’ve jammed my finger numerous times. The price you pay if you love basketball.

What do you people do for a living

I slipped on ice, landed on my face, fell straight THROUGH the ice, was unconcious, was laying there in the cold water unable to move. Someone found me and quickly took my to hospital and I was in a coma for 2 weeks. Ow.

I fractured my wrist when I was in preschool. And it really, REALLY hurt because I was a little kid.

I’ve nearly drowned, nearly suffocated (don’t squish your friend’s head between two bean bags .) been dehydrated twice, and I got hit by a car once (but it wasn’t fatal, so it can’t count as a near-death experience.)

I got a peppermint choked just like Nate in November 2007. Ew.

Why is everyone talkin about injuries? oh well.

I sprained my knee while being knocked in the head when someone ran into me. I accidentally slammed the door on my finger where the joints are. That’s all. And I slept on ice so many times,am guy who was playing basketball ran into me, did a front flip and broke his nose. Sound Bad? He was the school bully. LOL

Ive fell off the bed and broke my collarbone and when i was three i fell down the stairs and cracked open my skull

To have a brain death experience don’t u have to have brain

I fell and was knocked out. (NOT REAL LMAO)

I’ve sprained my ankle more times than I can count, have hit my head on a stair railing more times than I can count, and been kicked in the head more times than I can count.

Nate was looking at them the whole time how did he not see them leave