Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for February 08, 1998

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Dan: Time once again, friends to open... Dan Cupid's Mail Bag! Dan: Hello again, gang! Today's first letter is from Nate and Ellen Wright, a bother and sister who ask: "Dan, please bring some romance into our father's life! Dan: At first, this seems like a simple request! But... watch what happens. Dan: First, i shoot Nate and Ellen's dad with one of the official love darts! He is now ready for love! He is susceptible! Dan: But when i search for the mate for dad, there's trouble! why? Because dad has no life! He never goes anywhere! Dan: It's hard to find someone to hook up with dad when all he does is sit around the house! Dan: The result: Dad, still under my spell of the love dart, now inappropriately transfers his affections elsewhere! Dad: Isn't "The Nanny" The cutest thing? Ellen: Sad! Nate: Pathetic.