Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 14, 1998

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HIS HERS DOC: Greetings, teenage boys! Doctor Warren Fuzzy here, urging you to take a close look at your relationship and ask yourself the burning question: WHO WEARS THE PANTS: HER OR ME? Select the response that most applies to you! 1. During TV time with my girlfriend, we usually end up watching: A. Something I like. B. Something we both like C. Caroline In The City 2. Some nights I wake up screaming because I was dreaming about: A. drowning in quicksand B. falling off a cliff. C. My girlfriend going public with the fact that she calls me "pookie bear" 3. When I take my girlfriend to a restaurant, I order: A. whatever I want. B. what I can afford C. whatever my girlfriend suggests then let her eat off my plate. 4. My most frequently worn item of clothing is: A my letterman's jacket B. my favorite jeans C. a lavender cardigan my girlfriend game me for our 3 1/2-month anniversary 5. When I pick up my girlfriend for a date, I bring with me: A. flowers B. candy C. a magazine to read while waiting for her to get ready