Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 29, 1999

Transcript:

Time once again for celebrity Interview! Here's your host: Chip Chipson! Chip: Hello, friends! My special guest today is none other than famed sleep-meister... Mister Sandman! Sandy: call me 'Sandy", Chip! Chip: So, Sandy... You're in charge of helping people fall asleep, am I right? Sandy: Not all people, Chip! My area of expertise is children! Chip: I see... And is it difficult to get children to sleep? Sandy: It can be! There are a lot of factors to consider! Chip: Such as? Sandy: Well, like sugar! You let a kid eat ice cream before bed, and I'm in for a long night! Sandy: Slumber parties are brutal, too! Ever try to get a dozen ten-year-olds to fall asleep at the same time? Chip: Uh... no. Sandy: The season has a lot to do with it, too! At this time of year, it's almost impossible for kids to get a good night's sleep! Chip: Why's that? Mrs. Godfrey: Wellllcome baaaack! Nate: No! No! No!