Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 14, 1999
November 13, 1999
November 15, 1999
Transcript:
Time for another edition of celebrity interview! With your host: Biff Biffwell! Biff: Greetings, friends! I'm here today with everyone's favorite gourd... Jack O'Lantern, The Halloween pumpkin!! Jack: Groannnn... Biff: Jack, Halloween has been over for two weeks, and I'm sure a lot of folks are wondering: How are you doing? Jack: How am I doing? How am I doing? Jack: I'm rotting, that's how I'm doing! My once-hard exterior is turning soft and slimy! I'm covered with mold! Biff: Hmm... Yes, so I see... Jack: Oh, do you? You have no idea what we pumpkins go through! Jack: We wait all year for Halloween!... And then, when it's over, what happens to us? We're abandoned!... Forgotten! Jack: I can't take it anymore! I'm gonna go out tonight and... and... Biff: Get smashed? Jack: I'm a shell of my former self.
Bland'O over 4 years ago
F to Jack O’lantern.
Big Nate Lover101 over 4 years ago
wow…
RazzleDazzleDinosaur about 2 years ago
If I had a nickel for every time there was a Big Nate strip involving pumpkins and an allusion to alcohol, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it’s happened twice. /ref