Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 12, 2000

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Is that Nate’s butt?

This comic was printed in Big Nate: I Can’t Take It!

Call a censorman

Thank GOODNESS there was a tree there!!

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That was one of the no pant ones I was talking about

(pig laugh) x 10000

BUTT AGGGHHH!

He’s thicc af

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my reaction is my profile picture also this is just so weird

Nate you’re naked:o

…and then Jenny comes over. What will she do?

She will either…

A) Look at Nate in disgust and say “I’m not coming near you again, jerk!”

B) Look at Nate and say “You look good naked! I’m going to dump Artur now and go out with you!”

C) Call the police and report that a naked boy is around town.

D) Try to look at Nate but Francis blocks her view of seeing Nate naked.

E) Look at Nate but she will ignore him and keep walking.

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News reporter comes over with a camera

I think his “Butt” is actually his nee.

Continued Story Arc: Spitsy leaves with the pants and underwear, heading to a news reporter and becoming a fashion star. Meanwhile, Nate is begging Francis to give him a towel. Instead of giving him one, Francis says this is payback for giving him that atomic wedgie in June. He decides to see what happens and goes home, but uses binoculars to monitor what happens. Nate slowly leaves the tree, getting ready to run. However, he’s stopped after hearing a “Hey, doofus!”. It’s Randy, who runs over and sees that he’s almost naked. Nate’s cheeks flush in embarrassment. Randy was talking to Jenny before he saw Nate, so he drags Nate over there. However, this is quite far from where he was orignally playing with Francis. Jenny sees Nate and starts laughing, along with the rest of Randy’s posse. Eventually, they let him go, but now Nate’s too far from the forest and he’s in a completely different neighborhood. He asks a lady for directions, honestly not caring about the wardrobe issue. She tells him directions to the soccer stadium as a prank, where everyone in a twenty-mile radius, including half of his school, is watching the finals of a high school tournament. He wanders onto the field, and he gets laughed at. Eventually, the referee volunteers to give him clothes, but all he has to offer Nate is a mini-skirt. Nate grudgingly accepts it and walks home, embarrassed as multiple people saw him and started laughing. When he gets home, a sheepish dad tells him that he put all of his other clothes in the laundromat, but he forgot to make the payments for the car so it was towed, and the laundromat is a 20 minute drive. Nate longs for his pants and underwear as he walks to the bus stop in his shirt and mini-skirt. The End

D@mn boy, Nate be Thicc

What time is it?Primetime

I think nate would be more of a bad punter

What if Teddy came over? Is he most likely to a) laugh at Nate b) ask Nate what he’s doing c)ignore him or d) kill himself because the sight is blocked in his head

For some reason Nate plays football with his friends BUT doesn’t sign up for it.

Yeah, what is that. His knee?