Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 22, 2007
Transcript:
"Teddy! Yo mama smackdown!" "Yo mama smackdown? Okay, let's see here..." "Yo mama is so ugly, her face is closed on weekends." "Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody!" "Yo mama is so hairy, Jane Goodall has set up base camp in her bathroom." "Okay, you win."
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
except teddy one this round
peanuts511 over 10 years ago
SAY WHA..?? NATE lost a yo mama smakdown!!!
Shady_Cat over 10 years ago
I can beat him. Yo Mama’s so fat she takes her selfies in panorama mode.
n8cwhite over 8 years ago
You mama’s so ugly, even the CAMERA wouldn’t take her picture
bmstjohn0310 over 7 years ago
You mama ugly even hello kitty stays away
TacoCheezerz over 7 years ago
so mama so fat that when people threw bombs at her she said hey who threw sand at me
EvilMinecraft1100 over 6 years ago
Yo mama’s so fat when she went to space, there WAS no space
Teddy √ Ortiz about 5 years ago
Yo mama so
Rocky07 almost 5 years ago
Yo Mama so fat Her Kindergarten picture is still printing
Yoshifan over 4 years ago
Yo mama so far she replaced Pluto as the ninth planet.
Dragongirl55 about 4 years ago
Yo Mama so ugly, she’s she reason rainbows curve down.
Dutch Van Der Linde almost 4 years ago
Yo mama so old, her first word WAS the first word
Best Commenter Ever almost 4 years ago
Yo mama is so fat that her farts provide wind power for many cities.
Hinokami tho over 3 years ago
yo mama so fat she uses a crop duster to put on perfume
Spitsy the dumb dog about 3 years ago
yo mamas so stinky skunks run from her
VenemousRaptle_65 about 3 years ago
I had to search up what Jane Goodall was.