Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 09, 2019

Maybe Marty’s lunches have been way worse lately lol

Time for Francis to move tables…

For a second I thought Nate said “Grades..”

Hey! (bum-bum-bum) Got any grapes?

Hey, where’s your lunch at, Nate?

Wow, Nate must love grapes. I hate grapes because they’re so sour.

Honestly I don´t like grapes, I would probably make a brownie behind my parents back.

Wow Nate just wow. XD

Eww. That brownie is sitting on the table without any plastic or napkin to keep it clean. Lunch tables are nasty. Unless maybe its a clear wrap type plastic and Francis is just eating the plastic…

That looks like the smallest brownie I’ve ever seen. Not to mention that it’s filled with germs, sitting on a lunch table with no napkin.

RileyTheReader reply to this comment

When I was in the Navy there was one guy I served with who would steal French fries off your tray. Told him the next time I caught him stealing them from me I would stab him with a fork. Next time I caught it I jabbed him with a fork. Last time he ever mooched.

Don’t they have free lunch programs at his school?

Once a moocher, always a moocher.

Francis needs to bring some Exlax fudge in his lunch one day.

I’m sure that Francis might give Nate a certain “sandwich” if he keeps it up! O<|];o)

Nate from “Big Nate” will reply to this..

I love BIG NATE!

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man, running the stand

“Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?”

The man said

“No we just sell lemonade. But it’s cold

And it’s fresh

And it’s all home-made. Can I get you

Glass?"

The duck said,

“I’ll pass”.

Then he waddled away.

(Waddle waddle)

’Til the very next day.

(Bum bum bum bum ba-bada-dum)

NEXT WEEK – Awards for the BNCS.

We all know what’s in Francis’s brownie. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lincoln, can Teddy get a new girlfriend?

I would still share… after I licked it all over. :-D

Francis criticizes Nate too much like is he going to die just because Nate is a Mooch?

Nate be mooching.