Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 25, 2021

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extortion is a crime kids

7.5/10

Reruns are done!

The ladys face ;-;

Just sell the wall-hangings Nate

I mean threatening to do something on Halloween is bold, considering that we’re 3 months away from that holiday, at which period the person could have moved out or called the cops.

Today’s Christmas in July

Just say if you buy a wall hanging then we won’t egg your house on Halloween.

Well, it worked in the Origami Yoda series. People were happy to donate $5 instead of paying $10 for crappy popcorn they didn’t want!

Today’s Scout caps are modified blue Berets?

It’s the mafia protection racket all over again. “Look here, see… you give us money and we will make sure no one breaks your windows, see?” (It works better if read in the voice of Edward G. Robinson. (A movie star way before my time.))

No more reruns! HALLELUJAH!

Be sincere, they say….

My brother had to sell candy for his school and I was assigned to drive him around. BORING! I paid him for half the candy and told him to sell it half price! Worked well. He did have to explain it to one woman whose son went to the school.

That works, it’s unethical but it works. That’s a threat, they’re literally threatening the people to pay them money otherwise they’ll egg their house, like bruh

Yep, new Big Nate strips resume this week after a week of 2018 reruns…

As an adult, i"m very disappointed with this comment section. And their “wiki” that I recently discovered. All I see is a bunch of immature teens bullying each other and namecalling each other 24/7, and getting into the most useless discussions ever. So here’s what I have to say 1) Grow up 2) Think about your life choices, and 3) Do those 2 and find something better to do with your time!

How exactly does Nate plan to carry enough eggs to egg the entire neighborhood in one Halloween?

JOIN THE “NOMOREGREENHAIREDKID” CLAN!

I haven’t seen a scout troop comics in centuries!

Poll: Is saying that giving them money won’t egg their house on Halloween extortion or creative problem-solving in your opinion?

THE SPONGEBOB CLUB! LOVE SPONGEBOB, JOIN HERE! Poll for the Time: Your favorite episode? Mine’s Two Thumbs Down. Now it’s probably extortion.

Ned Flanders: Hello, here’s 1,000 dollars, have fun spending it on the Bible which costs 20 bucks!

no more reruns, nice.

Nate sounds like a politician. Simply misname something to make it sound good.

Not too bad of an idea.

Is space owl a boy or a girl. No offense

Just say you’re looking for donations.

I think Lincoln Peirce is running out of ideas.

First frame looks like a Maoist Flintstones character.

True Story: I am a retired Elementary School Principal. Back in the day, my PTO (Parent Teacher Organization) sent a flyer home with all the kids at the start of the school year with this request. “For a $20 donation returned with this completed flyer, we will take your name off all future requests for school fund raisers for this school year: candles, candy, coupon books, bake sales, greeting cards, popcorn, cookies, any and all fundraising requests.” By golly, it worked really well – I mean REALLY well. Many times having all fundraisers eliminated for that year.

if lincoln pierce replies on this comment i’ll have my share of joy for the day.

They are working toward the rank of Blood Pact Scout.

My brother thinks I’m a big nate addict yet I don’t memorize random dates.

Sort of paying someone to not busk in front of their store.

Hello everyone! Guess we’re back to fresh comic strips! Today’s scavenger hunt is going to be easy! So easy! Easy peasy! Easy peasy lemon squeezy! Queasy.

What a wild day today!

Spammers have less of a life then Nate.

Hallo, everyone. Why are spammers back? Sure hope the moderators notice. Anyway, have a good Sunday.

Next week they’ll work on ‘chicks for free’.

I really hope the reruns have ended…

thank god the rerun is over. theres nothing to look foward during reruns

bop it

Big Nate and the world of light part 2. Nate notices some color. Nate: Strange…. ???:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAAH. Nate: The f. The creature shows it self as a different Francis and Teddy…. Evil ones: HEHEHEH GET READY TO DIEEEEEEEEEEE BWABAAHAHAHAHJSjdJDJDKSKLSL. While there talking Nate picks up a knifes and kills the evil spirits. Nate:PHEW! Something starts to speak. The goddess hylia: … Great hero the hero called Nate return to Ps 38 and a trail will rise upon you…. Nate: huh? Nate goes back to his school he is shocked to see weapons. The goddess hylia: Take the weapons hero then the trail begins… may luck be yours…. Nate here goes nothing. Continued in replies

OY…CREEPY!

Poll: what’s your favorite song

At least the Girl Scouts sold you something at a reasonable price. When I was helping out a co-worker – his boyscout son was selling overpriced popcorn. Lots of profit for them but almost zero value for the buyer.

Poll: should mass shootings and violence stop. I think YES

I am so sorry, everybody. I did not mean to betray you for the spammers. I think spamming is wrong. I was just bored.

FROGGY IS BACK, BABY!

Nate will find a loophole anyways; it’s not worth it.

Hmmm extortion, I need Strauss to look into this, maybe we can make some more moneh for the tahiti funds

Meet the remembered houses 3 months later?

Silly francis, the point of donating is not expecting anything in return

“Extortion merit badges”