Big Top by Rob Harrell for December 18, 2011

Da EatsEggs, made to order or egg beatersSausage, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham (pork or turkey)Huevos Rancherospan fried potatoes, hash brownsgrits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!Bush’s baked beanstoast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jelliesassorted kolachesfresh fruitPop TartsKFC♥Mrs. Ladywolf’s♥’s Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuitBlues Brothers special: Jake’s 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwood’s dry white toastKitty’s Breakfast platter (limited to Kitty only)BeveragesDoc Toon’s WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub)Alain’s Starbright’s Divine CocoMochaassorted juices & teasassorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!selected premium beersBloody Mary or CaesarSweetsMonsieur Felix & Mr. Norton Cookies (The best cookie you’ve ever had):Vanilla White Chocolate, Menage a Trois, Pralines & Cream, Ebony & Ivory, Milk Chocolate Chunk, Caramelt, Oatmeal & Raisin, Double Chocolate Chunk, Dark Chocolate Chunk, AmarettoSelected ice creams & ice cream floats!New York Style CheesecakeRoot beer, PEPSI & other floatsAnything and everything Chocolate for Luv Me and other chocoholicsEat Hearty, Tribe!

Good Morning Santa

Good Morning, Ooops

Is Kitty hungry?

bigg are you sure you don’t want some of the best cookies you’ve ever had?

Ooops! I’ve got some your favorites I’m sure. Help yourself.

Kitty is always hungry. I think Kitty works up an appetite chasing dogs away.

I know Ooops! That was a silly question. Enjoy, Kitty

Yummy! Cookies & Milk!!! Good thing I don’t have to share with Santa.

I’m watching my weight and choleterol, Ooops!

Santa is supposed to be fat, it is in the job description.

Good Night Peoples!

Good night, Ooops!. I be next to go. Way past my bed time.

Wow! Almost as many comments as yesterday!

≡≡ P O P ! ≡≡♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

I’ll have a chocolate kolaches and DWFNC, thanks Grog.

Sounds like Kingston was just being himself.

Good Morning Sojo! I’m glad Kitty doesn’t eat peoples, I would hate to have to always bed hiding the evidence.

Good morning, Sojo

I can’t believe I forgot the toon comment. Well here it is:

Well, isn’t there plenty of moo goo gai pan still left?

Good afternoon LuvH8 and Grog. Only 6 days before I have to leave here.

I’m sure you also want leave, too, Sojo.

Grog – Yes and no. I still need to get some things moved to where I’m going so I can live there.

I see. Well, hope all goes well.

I hear the Chiefs are shocking the Pack. I hope they can keep it up. The Dedskins are up by 20 over hhe Giants, and I’m loving it.

They are kicking you out just in time for Christmas? Phooey!

LuvH8 – Yes, I have to leave December 24. I just hope I can get enough to the new place to live there. I’m having to have some friends do it for me.

Well I can’t say I think much of their timing, but it still must be nice to be out of there for Christmas.

Grog – Im glad they were able to keep me 2 weeks longer then originoly planed so I could find a place to go to.

Hi, friends!

We got a reverse 911 call tonight from the county sheriff. That’s a first for us. An Amber alert, and he was last sighted about 3 miles away in the itty bitty town. My son & I searched our grounds, as requested by the phone call. Didn’t find anything amiss, but figured our place wasn’t a likely spot either. Next door neighbors who know of the kid, drove up to the town to help look for him.

Rmom – Thanks but the main person helping works second shift so he leaves for work early afternoon.

Hi, Rmom!!!

Good Evening! (esp. Sojo, SRMom, & Santa Grog)

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This strip reminds me of the old lightbulb joke:

How many Chinese cooks does it take to change a lightbulb?

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A: only one, but an hour later you have to change it again.

Good evening all. SRMom I do not buy my books until after the new year. I finally finshed my book I was reading. Now the movie on cable will be on. Tim Allen is the main charater. We will tape this and take to my mom’s to watch before going to see decrated homes with lights.

Good evening, bmonk & Kab

Hi, bmonk, Santa Grog, & Kab!

HI, ♥Kab♥!

Mmmmmm. Moo goo gai pan. Now I’m hungry again.

I’m always hungry for Asian delights…..except sushi

I’m watching the end of It Happened on 5th Avenue. A wonderful movie for the season. I didn’t like Santa Clause lll as much as the first 2.

That’s It! Moo Goo Gai Pan! That was what I was trying to think of yesterday when I was trying to think of things that are not improved by adding chocolate.

Good Luck Sojo,I hope you like your new place and it works for you.

What about cheeseburgers with extra pickles and onions? Those would not be good with chocolate.

Oh! Well normal people might be put off by those combinations, but not Sojo. Sojo will try anything :)

No. Burgers need extra pickles, onions and spicy brown mustard. Hot dogs need spicy brown, diced jalapenos and sauerkraut.

No diced jalapenos! Onions! Lots of onions and yellow mustard on hotdogs. Or you can do onions and fresh tomatoes and cheese.

If food is so spicy that I can’t taste anything after the third bite, it is too spicy. Unless you are on a diet and want to burn your tastebuds so you can’t taste the food.

Sometimes you do things like that so you can’t taste the food.

Eeew/ Onions, tomato and cheese? Gag me with a spoon!!!

I’m not going to try to gag Grog with a spoon. He has a big mouth, does anyone have a shovel?

OK, then. Gag me with a shovel.

If I can find one!!! A shovel full of chocolate fudge……….

Oh that’ll gag me for shur!

(giggling)

Good night, Ooops! & Tribeandall