Big Top by Rob Harrell for March 12, 2012

Lol!

Not. Good.

BREAKFAST IS SERVED, TRIBELINGS! :)BIG TOP “YOU SNOOZE, YOU COME BACK LATER” ALTERNATE BREAKFAST LISTCourtesy of Hilo & Audrey’s Restaurant, Earthlight Gardens, SeleneYour chef: Alain HarperA LA CARTEHilo’s You-Build-‘Em OmeletsHilo’s You-Build-‘Em Grilled SandwichesHilo’s Huevos RancherosChicken – any styleEggs – any styleBreakfast steakAll-beef breakfast linksTurkey just about anythingA wide list of organic cerealsHash browns (with sea salt and Tabasco sauce on request)Bagels (every kind Einstein Bros. offers)Kraft Philadelphia Cream CheeseEinsten Bros. Schmears (all varieties)Nova Scotia lox (with or without bagels, no limit)BREAKFAST BEVERAGESMilk (whole, lowfat, nonfat, cow, goat, coconut, almond, rice, soy)Lifeway Kefir (all varieties)V-8 (because you could’ve had one)Orange Juice (fresh-squeezed just like Mishkenot Sha’ananim in Jerusalem makes it)A wide variety of Ocean Spray and Langers fruit juices (see list)Odwalla Superfood and other beveragesBETTER LATE THAN NEVER SPECIAL: CITIZEN’S GROG (based on an authentic recipe from the Pirates of the Spanish Main)COFFEE, COCOA AND TEAWe use only Godiva Belgian Chocolate in our cocoa-based productsWe use only Mount Hagen Organic Coffee (leaving aside Doctor Toon’s secret recipe)We proudly serve Celestial Seasonings herbal teas and the best caffeinated green and black teas availableTea (see list)Hot chocolate (any style)Coffee (any style)Alain Harper’s Divine CocoMocha (made fresh with either So Delicious Coconut Milk or Blue Diamond Almond Breeze – as a float with Godiva Belgian Chocolate ice cream, $1.50 extra)Hilo Whitemoon’s Radically Best Coffee (you won’t believe such a thing could ever grow on a plant)Doctor Toon’s World Famous Nuclear Coffee (unobtanium collector’s mug, $2.50 extra)Alain Harper’s China Syndrome Special (DTWFNC and AHDCM half-and-half in a mandatory unobtanium collector’s mug – whipped cream and cherry topping optional)Bmonk’s Heavenly Mint Mocha (as a float with Hilo’s Mint Chocolate Chip Gelato, $1.50 extra)ICE CREAMYou name it, we probably got it (including Godiva, Hagen-Daas, and especially a wide variety of gelato flavors made fresh and in-house)AUDREY’S PI PIESWe have an enormous selection (see menu); the house specialty is pumpkin pie

She’s everything Dusty looks for in a woman.

popI want one….GOODMORNINGTRIBEANDALL and Citizen GROG!.Just lotsandlots of Nuclear Coffee for me, Alain. Two more days and I’ll have Pi,toontour. Pooph

Good Morning Plods, Citizen GROG!, Alain Harper, Lacy Anne/ Teresa and the rest of the TRIBE! HJave a great Day!

Good Morning all. I’m a bit rushed this morning.

I don’t know why it says I’m first poster, when I got here there was a number one posted before me. Other wise I would have done breakfast menu………..

Please forgive me.

a good morning to all and to the tribe!happy, happy, happy!!!a couple of u-build-em breakfast sandwiches please,milk and o.j., lots a coffee! (of course.)“the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree…”

`I’ll have fried chicken and DWFNC, thanks Alain.

Time to move on Dusty.

Good Morning, Tribe,

I’ve got tons to do today, so I’ll just have a Blueberry Bagel with a schmear of cream cheese. Thanks, Alain

Family flies in from North Carolina tomorrow. I can’t wait, I can’t wait, I can’t wait!!!!!!

Don’t go there Dusty. It’s not worth it.

morning, Tribespecial “hi” to Dry (cause i haven’t said “hi” in way too long, no slight intended to anyone else). i’ll just have generous helping of DWFNC and start the tour, thanks

Hmmm. Dusty likes his soul mate to be “tacky . . . uncultured . . . obviously young and just . . . trashy.”

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I wonder if he rolls in nasty, smelly stuff too?

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Good Morning, everybody!

I don’t know, she seems a little too nice for Dusty.

Hi, Dry and yyyguy—long time no see to you too.

hi bmonk

Hi, Ooooops!!

For all you guys with the gloomy, overcast and maybe stormy weather, I can send you lots of sunshine and blue skies. We do have a hazardous weather warning—for the High + fire hazard from dryness and high breezes. We had a couple of local grass fires mentioned in the paper this weekend, from “controlled burns” that got out of control.

bmonk – It’s sunny 54° but it’s supposed to reach 76° and in the 80°’s by Wed. No fire hazered now as it rained yesterday and last njght.

Hi, Sojo! We’re only in the 40s, but should get to/near 60 all this week. But no rain, and little snow or rain since last August, so it’s getting pretty dry.

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Cute image!

we had 60 by 7:30 today. its 1:30 and 80 now. snow birds will be gone soon. looks like another summer in he77 for us again. Da**, Da**, Da** It…: (

I watched Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day yesterday. I didn’t know it was a weather forecast!  I also watched Scooby Doo and the Alien Invaders. How did you know this Plods?

Ooops – Sounds like a fun day to me.