Big Top by Rob Harrell for January 04, 2013

Just don’t make those 1-900 calls.

Da EatsEggs, made to order or egg beatersSausage, pepper bacon, Canadian bacon and/or ham (pork or turkey)Huevos Rancherospan fried potatoes, hash brownsgrits, oatmeal & Honey Nut Cheerios!Bush’s baked beans & vegetarian beanstoast (white bread or wheat), bagels & cream cheese, jams & jelliesassorted kolachesfresh fruitPop TartsKFC or Popeyes fried chicken♥Mrs. Ladywolf’s♥’s Special Chicken fried steak with mashed potatoes and gravy, or the classic steak and eggs meal with a biscuitBlues Brothers special: Jake’s 4 Fried Chickens and a coke and Elwood’s dry white toastShrimp DianeShrimp Creole French Canadian Meat Pie (with very hot sauce for beef optional)Kitty’s Breakfast platter (limited to Kitty only)BeveragesDoc Toon’s WORLD FAMOUS NUCLEAR COFFEE (small, medium, large & fill your own tub)Alain’s Starbright’s Divine CocoMochaassorted juices & teasassorted soft drinks, especially PEPSI!selected premium beersBloody Mary or CaesarSweetsMonsieur Felix & Mr. Norton Cookies (The best cookie you’ve ever had):Vanilla White Chocolate, Menage a Trois, Pralines & Cream, Ebony & Ivory, Milk Chocolate Chunk, Caramelt, Oatmeal & Raisin, Double Chocolate Chunk, Dark Chocolate Chunk, AmarettoSelected ice creams & ice cream floats!New York Style CheesecakeRoot beer, PEPSI & other floatsAnything and everything Chocolate for Ooops! and other chocoholicsEat Hearty, Tribe!

Good Morning TRIBE! I’ll have some eggs over easy with Hash Browns, with some DTWFNC. A clairvoyant! She saw it coming and didn’t tell you. Go back to the 1-900 numbers.

Do they still have those?I thought it was all on the Internet now.

Good morning everyone.Happy, happy, happy.Coffee, coffee, coffee.

If she can foresee the future, why did she go out with in the first place? Seems like a waste of time.

♪ Good Morning TRIBE! ♪

I’ll have some kolaches and DWFNC, thanks Grog.

Knightman and OldestandWisest you beat me to that comment.

Maybe dating him was a necessary step in the path to the life of one of them? In the future, he will introduce her to the man who she will marry.

Good Morning Peoples! Aaaaaugh!   They are coming to inspect the apartment on the 24th. Not only does it have to be clean but there has to be enough room for a car in the garage.

Ooops! –

Good Morning, Tribe,

Still in the single digits during the night. We have an inversion layer hanging on for the 3rd day……..warm air traps the cold air because it’s stagnant, and we just can’t break out into something warmer, We need just a slight breeze of 5 to 10 mph to disperse it………not today, I’m afraid.

Kind of late for breakfast, but that Shrimp Creole sounds really nice for dinner! Thanks, Grog. You’re a really good “cooker”.

Thank you Sojo & PlodsNow if only we had less stuff, and what one of us wanted to get rid of the other one didn’t want to keep.

Especially if you buy stuff between inspections, serena.

It expands! It multiplies! It is the first inspection!