Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 26, 2010

It was the bad Cool-Aid you birdbrain!

That’s just a symptom of cracking up.

Exposure to the elements I suppose. I love the name of the store.

Are we sure that isn’t Sheldon from U.S. Acres? Not unless “Jimmy Jones” is his alias like “George ‘Baby Face’ Nelson” for Lester Joseph Gillis (1908-1934).

Check the parole-date on the carton.

He’s a little past his shelf life. Hardcore boiled.

I am offended by the eyes on the back of the head!

If I was a recovering alcoholic I would be offended by the name of the store. It would be even more offensive if there were a place where AA meets within a block of the store. (hee~hee)

Thom Thom where did you dig up that rotten egg?

Hello Everyone!

It’s money that does it! All money! Bwa-Ha Ha-Ha!

Good Morning Thom and Everyone!

It’ll be back to the cooler for him

That egg is going to fry one day.

What’s most offensive is that the “Q” is backwards.

By the “smell” lines, I’d say Jimmy’s WAY past frying, and I don’t think the mask is backward-I see a face in the cracks around the mask-he’s looking out the window.

Jimmy’s gone bad and his parents are shell-shocked.

He looks rotten to me.

Jimmy, a life of crime is not all what it’s cracked up to be.

wow, these are really corny yolks today

It didn’t happen all at once, first he turned Benedict on his friends, then there was the occasional bit of poaching…just give him the money and it’ll be over, easy.

Vldazzle - okay I didn’t phrase that quite right.

I am offended that the front side of the egg does not match the direction of the arms and legs of the egg!

Ray C, that will teach them not to pay the sign painter in liquor before the sign is painted.

A small amount of bleach (guessing 1/2 teaspoon for 2 cups water) will extend the amount of time daffodils stay fresh. It’s also supposed to work for other flowers, but I’ve only tried it on daffodils.

He was a bad egg, rotton through and through, but it was in his geans, his dad was just a hen pecked, cock-a-doodle-doo! ☼

Good one Thom Thom☺

I think he’s pickled.

He spent too long in the hot sun and it changed him in ways no one can explain.

I do believe the yokes on Jimmy!

He fell in with the wrong dozen.

He was coddled when young. And now he’s the subject of a hard boiled detective story.

One more: he seems to have hatched the perfect plan for a crime.

@DFrog, you beat me to it–not that I had any other eggpectations.. I’d just add that Jimmy better scramble if he doesn’t want to get fried. I’d give him three minutes before he’s in hot water.