Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 22, 2011

It would be best if you made yourself scarce until the New Year, fella. And the same goes for you ducks and chickens.

IK LOVE HAM.

Demonstrate?? I’d be hiding.

big face in the shading of the right hand side turkey’s left shoulder. (whew……how else to describe that?)

You’ll get SOMETHING off … your head, feathers, feet will be cut off… your innards will be yanked out, and replaced with bread, celery, onion and spices, and you’ll be given a NICE warm place to live for an hour a pound. :D

Stan Freberg: Thanksgiving Turkey (starts at 3:18 of clip): http://youtu.be/6ESaZSB3h2k

Don’t try strutting your stuff now, bird!!!!!

Occupy My Plate

Montana Lady, assuming you mean the light features on a darker background, I’ll add an owlish face and figure sort of on his bicep, and one at the elbow and two more further down…it’s faces all the way down.

Face on the speaking turkey’s neck, two small faces on the tom’s chest between neck and wing, two faces on his neck, and one Killroy-type face on the bottom corner of the building, just above the grass.

Those turkeys will look perfect on a platter!

probably your head off anyway

If they play their cards right—heck, no matter what they do—they will have Thanksgiving off—and every day after that.

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Is everybody ready for the Pizza Hut “Flaming Turkey Wings”? (To be accurate, they should be served on Nov. 29.)

and the Union “ain’t” gonna’ help you either….

Faces on the turkey necks, bodies, siding, wall…