Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 23, 2012

Bu, bu, but, I need a liitle assalt.

He asalted, battered, than tried to fry me in an electric wok … how can you say I’m not abused?..Mornin’ folks.

Now he’s just dredging up the past.

Do I detect the smell of paprika? I love chicks who are extra spicy.

After putting on a little seasoning, she made a floury speech and made out with a colonel . . . . ☻

How would YOU like it if you were sowed in wild oats?

There’s no nugget of truth in her testimony?Looks kinda like a face partially obscured by her comb.

please….don’t say the words " corn meal " around me……

If she keeps talking like that she will be laying next to dumplings.

It’s not the battering that’s so painful. It’s the frying. (But think of how HOT she’ll be when she’s done!)

She’s ready for the fryer.