Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for June 02, 2012

And I’m sure you’re not the only one in these times.

Kind of has that blowup doll look

Too true!

I hope her career and family aren’t too heavy or uncooperative to juggle.

At least she has the right idea! Priorities!!!

The first thing she will buy is a prettty tea/coffee cup with a saucer.

I hope that never happens.

:-(

But pick a high end dumpster first. Only the best will do.

She looks like a high-maintenance trophy bride to me.