Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 19, 2012

Looks like the two guys from Utah on Discovery show“Jungle Gold” are going to lose their shirts if theydon’t find the gold.

Just hang on to it; most dirt is so depleted and polluted that it seems “good, clean dirt” will be quite valuable.

Maybe…if you dug up some dirt on Mr. Cheep.

WalMart has it in 40lb bags every spring.

That stuff’s not even of use to newspapers.

I can – off the top of my head – think of TWO Dirty Job’s episodes with Clean Dirt.Volcanic Ash Bath: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C-Z-SSjYIwRed Dirt Shirt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGfszj7jZr8

I wonder what the going rate is for good clean fun?

Not near what it is for good dirty fun, Bailey.Thar be faces lurking about the comic but none so obvious as the rabbit on the dirty shirt.

People have been making money dishing dirt for years. They’re called gossip columnists and politicians.

There’s a sapphire mine up here that sells bags of dirt for $85.00………….with the “hint” that there might be sapphires in it……….sooo……….Mr. Prospector, …………………….

I like the faces in the Bag O’ Dirt.

Jenna Jameson would beg to differ on the value of dirt.

OH! It’s a GROANER!

I keep seeing (typically, handwritten) signs by the side of the road saying “CLEAN DIRT WANTED.” I’m always confused: If it’s dirt, it can’t be clean, by definition. So what do they want?

I, for one, sweep all of my dirty dirt under the carpet. The only dirt you see in my house is clean dirt.