Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 10, 2013

No wonder I take medication… I have no idea what he is talking about.

So don’t bet the farm on the loser.

Now try and collect

I would think enlightenment would be if your team loses and you lose big time.

Recognition is when the bookie changes the odds after you bet !

Enlightenment is when you realize the game was fixed.

I love the Happy Face button.

I save money every game. I don’t bet.

Guru looks almost old enough to have inspired Edward Lear. (face comment below might help if you don’t know who he was)Though his beard seems not to hold any owls, hens, larks or wrens, I do see a face in it.

Enlightenment comes when you choose the winning team by their uniform colors and state flower!

The moon’s face sure looks grumpy…….

I quote from the show M.A.S.H. “When the odds are split between the favorites, bet on the long shot.”

BOTH moons are squinting or grumpy. I’d be too, with that sort of guru and his advice.

Lennon was enrapt by the Maharishi until he walked in on the “celibate, untouched by earthly ruin” guy in the midst of a threesome. this advice is as good as it gets: What is the sound of one idiot falling for a scam?

Nirvana must be when your team wins, and you bet on it.

In think that both the woman and the novice are more amazed by the bird in his hair than by his advice.

I’m obviously mad—faces all over the place!

I think my meds only block short term knowledge, I can’t remember if I have forgotten anything that I used to know a long time ago.