Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for February 11, 2013

Forever and ever.

We all know what direction he’s going.

“Highway To Hell” has never been Muzak.

alice cooper’s “you can go to hell”

I guess we have pitch forks and pointed ears to thank for that musac.

Maybe “Hell’s Bells”?

Plus that fact that you took theeasy way – elevator. Everyone knows it’s a Stairway to Heaven…

So poor Ernie’s gettin’ the shaft. Elevator’s got buttons for at least 8 levels (circles even) of Hell.The face on the bottom of the robe sleeve is looking the proper down direction.

But I like Muzak………………………..

Hurry Ernie! Accept Jesus now!

I thought all those H buttons were for HOT, HOT, HOT!

Any elevator with Muzak is hell.

sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes you get the shaft…

I just heard that Muzak is being renamed and repackaged as “Mood Media.”