Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 16, 2013

Rapid oxidation of a carboniferous substrate?

Fire would be too easy.

Me call it… Ow! Ow! Ow!

He must work for the government, where a shovel is a “hand-held entrenchment tool”.

As a nomenclaturist, you’re fired.

Besides the happy fire face, there’s also a Groucho/Frank Zappa face (I can interpret it either way) in today’s comic.

faces on the clubs and chest/bellies too

As long as it heats the water to make my coffee, I don’t care what you call it………..:))

The first engineer! They’ve become more incomprehensible since . . . ☻

This must be about the government wanting to redefine what is and is not cancer so they will not get treatment under Obamacare.

Imagine having to shout out nine words like that instead of “fire!” You’d be burnt to a crisp before you finish. I like all the faces being warmed by the cheery flames.

There is a gorilla face in the second cave man’s belly.

Pyrostasis is easier on the tongue.