Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 20, 2024

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    derdave969  27 days ago

    You’re dealing with the wrong agent and definitely using the wrong collateral.

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    bluecat  27 days ago

    Okay, I can give you a 30 year loan. But you’ll have to go into stasis 2.5 months each year in our experimental laboratory. That is roughly all your weekends and vacation time combined, so the good news is that you should be able to keep your full time job.

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    CorkLock  27 days ago

    Long term finance. Want to borrow a cool million with payment 100 bucks a month at 5% with death insurance? Can do?

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    Impkins  Premium Member 27 days ago

    He should try hitting up the profile of a man in his hair for some money. :)

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    Shikamoo Premium Member 27 days ago

    Ohh, I want that 5% interest.

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