Bliss by Harry Bliss for February 18, 2023

Flush his blue pills down the toilet and save yourself $5.

He just lets her think she’s fooling him with reverse psychology.

Dang! It’s just not easy for men everywhere.

Get rid of the mutt first!!!

… or confused by the use of a double negative.

At least not in front of the dog.

the sex thing wore off years ago….now she has to earn it!!

And then in the morning, he has his Homer Simpson “D’oh!” moment!

Does it count if you’re not awake?

She’d win that bet with me every time.

Let’s just say, the dog won’t have to move.

Reverse prostitution – paying not to have sex.

She’s double daring him….

by the time I parsed that sentence she’d be asleep

Way to go!

Just don’t wake the dog.

The dog is just curious to see if they do it his style.

Curses! Fooled Again!

Oh bother.

Paying him to not have sex with her. And how’s that working out for their relationship? I’ll make a bet that she acts surprised when she learns he’s straying.

So that’s the going price for not having sex with the wife. I think she owes me around $300,000.00

Gotta move the dog first…

Just give her the five bucks and start bugging her immediately. Could be a win/win.

I doubt many men would want sex if they didn’t have the ‘grand finale’, so why should women? If she does she will be happy for more.

Hmmm … that nice young milkman, cold hands, but a warm heart, and he always delivers just what she needs.