Sarah Cooper's last book, 100 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings, gave us tools to appear 20 times more savvy at work while putting in no extra effort. Now, the former Googler turned comedienne is at it again with the hilarious and incisive How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings, which hits shelves today!

The business landscape is a minefield, and half of those mines are your male cohorts' feelings. From what to do when a coworker takes credit for your ideas to ways that your typing speed communicates your importance to the team, you'll find this guide helpful in securing that new promotion, while insisting to everyone that it was from "sheer luck" - just so no one thinks you're arrogant.

Included in the book is a guide to the best vernacular to simulataneously throw people off-guard while also making sure they're too intimidated to ask what those fancy words mean. I mean, do we need to extrapolate every delta of this multivariate?

Here are a few of our favorite "Non-Threatening Leadership Strategies" from How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings:

You can purchase How to Be Successful Without Hurting Men's Feelings in the GoComics store here!