A case could be argued on behalf of Opus that he is a mutation (how his glorious honker has grown!) rather than bad evolutionary design….
There’s a very good reason my TV is reserved for Sesame Street DVDs only. Otherwise, I never turn it on.
Opus must have very sensitive ears. He hears the TV two rooms away while he’s in the shower?
Someone here leaves the TV on when the rooms empty Someone here talks back to the TV Why doesn’t the Department of the Interior recall her? Oh, she didn’t lose an election to Mondale.
A taunting TV.
Could be worse Opus, you could be a Toyota.
I must have missed this “interactive” phase of tv development…
This report was written by the same folks who brought you the “Oodles of noodles” story earlier this year.
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Sisyphos over 14 years ago
A case could be argued on behalf of Opus that he is a mutation (how his glorious honker has grown!) rather than bad evolutionary design….
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
There’s a very good reason my TV is reserved for Sesame Street DVDs only. Otherwise, I never turn it on.
Sandfan over 14 years ago
Opus must have very sensitive ears. He hears the TV two rooms away while he’s in the shower?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
Someone here leaves the TV on when the rooms empty Someone here talks back to the TV Why doesn’t the Department of the Interior recall her? Oh, she didn’t lose an election to Mondale.
emmaregina over 14 years ago
A taunting TV.
Opus Croakus over 14 years ago
Could be worse Opus, you could be a Toyota.
brad1138 over 14 years ago
I must have missed this “interactive” phase of tv development…
Sherlock Watson over 14 years ago
This report was written by the same folks who brought you the “Oodles of noodles” story earlier this year.