“I’m sorry, Egbert just left with Father Murray. They’ve been sitting and talking for hours, and I think Egbert has found his calling. He seemed to be quite a peace with it.”
When someone refuses to consider the possibility that they called a wrong number, it’s just an invitation to mess with their heads over the phone…
“Your husband? I’m sorry, you’ll have to be more specific. Is he the one mopping my floor? The one doing my dishes? The one cleaning my bathroom? One of the two fanning me with palm fronds? The slave-boy feeding me peeled grapes? My footrest? Or one of the two-dozen performing routines from ‘A Chorus Line’ for my amusement?”
Sisyphos about 14 years ago
Interruptions! Always,interruptions! –Take off your reading glasses, Opus, and just handle it!
pbarnrob about 14 years ago
Madam, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who GIVES A RIP!
Opus Croakus about 14 years ago
“Opus, it’s Elin somebody?”
ejcapulet about 14 years ago
“Madam, I’m a woodchuck.”
pibfan868 about 14 years ago
SPAMMERS! If I could blacklist each of you forever from ever selling ME anything, I would certainly do it.
kittenpah about 14 years ago
“I’m sorry, Egbert just left with Father Murray. They’ve been sitting and talking for hours, and I think Egbert has found his calling. He seemed to be quite a peace with it.”
Hoomi about 14 years ago
When someone refuses to consider the possibility that they called a wrong number, it’s just an invitation to mess with their heads over the phone…
“Your husband? I’m sorry, you’ll have to be more specific. Is he the one mopping my floor? The one doing my dishes? The one cleaning my bathroom? One of the two fanning me with palm fronds? The slave-boy feeding me peeled grapes? My footrest? Or one of the two-dozen performing routines from ‘A Chorus Line’ for my amusement?”
Sherlock Watson about 14 years ago
My favorite “wrong number” gag is still, and may always be, the one in the movie Ruthless People. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hammered the spammers.
jhouck99 about 14 years ago
^ “I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart!”