Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for December 24, 2010

Packing tape works better, actually. (Don’t ask how I know that.)

I wonder how much duct tape was used at Los Alamos?

Would Martha Stewart approve of this recipe?

3 oz. fissionable matter…..uh, what?

I think she’d get a big bang out of it, Sherlock.

Reminds me of the old recipe for bear stew: first, you kill a bear.

Anybody seen any Libyans in a VW microbus, so that we can steal their fissionable matter?

duct tape and rubber bands work too.

Oliver, do you have any relatives over above the 38th Parallel in the Far East? Persons with similar proclivities and somewhat similarly odd haircuts have been going “boom” in those parts.

P.S.: Why do I get a bad feeling about “Rah, rah, rah BOOM-de-ay” when I read this?

It’s quicker & cheaper to use the styrofoam to make napalm Molotov cocktails. Homegrown terror scares the authorities more because too many of us know too much & we look like everybody in the world. Profile that.

Chuk – If that is indeed your picture, then you do not look like anyone I know.

“Dear Lord, I’ve been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us… a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird… a social being… capable of actual affection… nuzzling its young with almost human- like compassion. Anyway, it’s dead and we’re gonna eat it. Please give our respects to its family…AMEN!” - Milo Bloom (Lord, I do miss this strip…lol)

Merry Christmas, everyone. My wish is for peace and happiness to all of my family and friends…