Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 07, 2011

Jethro was a Bodine.

Why do you think she needs somebody dumb?

Does Hef know she’s stepping out on him? He’s gonna be ticked …

I thought Opus was on his way to the South Pole for female penguinessing. A rabbit would slow him down…..

thebird55 - Yes, he was, and shouldn’t we both be embarrassed that we know that?

OK, I’m a prime candidate for this one.

There is a ‘whim’ and then there is reality.

She is, I presume, talking about a ‘Bubba’ type that drains a beer, belches, crushes the can on his head and then tosses it heedlessly on the stack of similar crushed cans while ordering “Babe, go get me a six-pack at the Metromart and some SlimJims as well!”

@Edcole1961: Probably to make her look smart.

Q. why do bimbos have bruised navals? A. their boyfriends are bimbos too

A word of advice, Opus: She’s obviously no Mensa candidate herself, so just start grunting and talking about your (fictional) pickup truck full of rifles and beer. You might just get to “pat the bunny” tonight.

A Traditional Finnish Song:

Aivoton

Tuota toivoin tuon ikäni Katsoin kaiken kasvinaian Suojakseni suurta miestä Lajikseni laaullista

Ei iso suannukkana Eikääitini luvannu Suojakseni suurta miestä Lajikseni laaullista

Mies minulle annettihin Uros uusi laivattihin Miehen mitta miehen varsi Ei ole miehen mieltä¤ päässä Miel on viety pää jätetty Aivot otsasta otettu

Brainless

What I wanted all my life Looked for while growing up A mannish man for my protection Worthy kind of first-rate brand.

Father did not allow it Mother never promised A mannish man for my protection Worthy kind of first-rate brand.

I was handed home a man A new bull brought forth A full-grown man, a full-grown body, Lacking a full-grown mind. His head is there but the mind is missing No brain is hidden beneath the skull.

Come an listen to muh story ‘bout a man named Jed………

Wait, never mind.

Jethro was also Jethrine.

Eli-Mae and Jethro were just cousins.I had forgotten about Jethrine,God bless her